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Santa Clause Wrote

Santa Clause Wrote

April 5, 2026

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister. “ Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Human Body Expands

Human Body Expands

April 5, 2026

Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Smith asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands

Man’s Arse

Man’s Arse

April 5, 2026

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor’s office, the man followed instructions,undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he

Steve Headed Home

Steve Headed Home

April 5, 2026

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve’s buddies arrived at the lake to set

I’ll Explain

I’ll Explain

April 5, 2026

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?” Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids….

Nice Tits

Nice Tits

April 5, 2026

The nuns in a monastery are washing themselves all together when the doorbell rings. One nun goes to the door and says ‘who is it?’ An elderly gentleman replies “It’s the blind man from the village” so the nun shouts to the others, “Don’t worry it’s just the blind man from the village, I’ll let

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light