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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
White Kid
April 5, 2026
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe’s chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief’s wife gives birth to a white child.
Won’t Eat
April 5, 2026
Patron at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager!” Waiter: “Well that won’t change anything, he won’t eat it either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Salad Spider Soup
April 5, 2026
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!” “Don’t worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Babies Became Adults
April 5, 2026
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. “ The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like
Optimist Pessimist
April 5, 2026
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all. “ Sincerely, The Opportunist This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Whole Truth
April 5, 2026
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth. “ Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light