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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Hey Mister
April 5, 2026
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared. “The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Sighed Choose Upstairs
April 5, 2026
A wife of 60 years told her husband, “Let’s go upstairs and make love. “ The husband just sighed and said, “Choose one, I can’t do both. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Covid Sneer Flirting
April 5, 2026
A family were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with the husband. “She obviously has COVID, “the wife said. “Why do you think so?” the husband asked. The wife replied with a sneer, “Because she has no taste. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Mark’s Girlfriend Died
April 5, 2026
The dog of Mark’s girlfriend died, so he tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made the girl even more upset. She screamed at Mark and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Fury Jim
April 5, 2026
In a fury Jim told his wife that she have no sense of direction. So she packed up her stuff and right. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Martha Read
April 5, 2026
Martha read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. “Poor guy. “she thought. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light