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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Steak Sorry Answers
April 5, 2026
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yells the customer. “What’s with your hand on my steak?” “Sorry, “answers the waiter, “I don’t want it to fall on the floor again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Laundry Hans Olafsen
April 5, 2026
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Hans Olafsen’s Laundry. “ “Hans Olafsen?”, he muses. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman
Pigs Times
April 5, 2026
A farmer had four female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned four male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So
Mikey Explained
April 5, 2026
Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started eating right away. “Mikey! Please wait until we say our prayer, “said his mother. “I don’t need to, “the boy replied. “Of
Hey Willis Forget
April 5, 2026
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later. “ “That’s mighty nice of you, “Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa
Farmer Nodded
April 5, 2026
This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light