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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
I’ll Bet
April 5, 2026
A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said “I’ll bet you don’t have anything like this in Texas. “ The Texan said: “Nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Preserving Donated Science
April 5, 2026
John asks: “Why are you drinking so much?” Joe says: “Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sophisticated Word Choice
April 5, 2026
During a lesson about adjectives, an elementary school teacher asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn. Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, the teacher asked, “How do you know her hair color is auburn?” The student replied, “Because that’s what it says on the box. “ This
Blue Moses
April 5, 2026
Moses and Joe are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Moses says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife …… she ain’t spoke to me in over a month. “Joe sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find. “ This
Samantha Upon
April 5, 2026
“Mom, dad, sit down. I have something very important to tell you, “said Samantha, upon her return home from college after graduation. “I met a guy who lives near the college that I really like and we decided we are going to get married!” “Oh Samantha! I am so happy for you!” gushed her mom
Name Engraved
April 5, 2026
A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved on it?” asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: ‘To My One and Only Love.’ That way, if we break
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light