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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

I’ll Need

I’ll Need

April 5, 2026

A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never have been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t find anyone with this description and was forced to give an ad to the paper. A

Attend College

Attend College

April 5, 2026

A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he’d like to attend Oxford, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take when you attend college?” they asked the little boy. After giving

Speed Camera

Speed Camera

April 5, 2026

A farmer gets a phone call from his son. “I’ve run over a pig and it’s stuck under the tractor still alive. “ “Shoot it, “says the farmer, “and then bury it. “ About 30 mins later he gets another call… “ “Done. What should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?” This joke

Snow Plow

Snow Plow

April 5, 2026

A man got lost in his car during a snowstorm. He remembered something he had read earlier: “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it. “ Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and he followed it for about 45 minutes. Finally the driver of the truck

Doc Remember

Doc Remember

April 5, 2026

A man goes to his doctor and says “Hi doc, remember me “? “No, but what can I do for you? “ “You know Doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath “ “So? “ “Well I’m

Ball Pen Draws

Ball Pen Draws

April 5, 2026

Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in charge takes them all into a room and with a ball pen draws a door on the wall and asks

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light