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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Flat Screen
April 5, 2026
The patient : “Doctor I keep stealing things” The doctor: “Take these tablets; if that doesn’t work get me a flat screen TV. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
I’ll Show
April 5, 2026
“I have this big problem, doctor, everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …” “That’s stupid, in my opinion. Frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy …” “Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!” This joke is included
Couldn’t Robin
April 5, 2026
Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, her mom asked, “Honey, are you feeling alright?” “Not really, “Robin replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train. “ “Poor dear, “the mom said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you
Psychiatrist Muses
April 5, 2026
A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge. “ The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting. “But tell me
Cigarette Lighter
April 5, 2026
The ship was sinking and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. As they relaxed, they decided to have a cigarette and relax a few moments before starting their journey to safety. The cigarettes were dry but all their matches had become wet. They had no
Rose Accompanied
April 5, 2026
Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks. “ “Neither do I, “she said. “But he’s handy around the house. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light