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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Country Road
April 5, 2026
A Tourist was driving down a country road when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on. He stopped and said, “What’s the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?” The boy says, “Nope! Just found one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Nurse Oops
April 5, 2026
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. “I’m O. K. but I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery, “he answered. “What did he say, “asked the nurse. “Oops!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Contributed Red Hair
April 5, 2026
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. “Doctor, “the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!” “Nonsense, “the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your
Busy Store Jessica
April 5, 2026
After shopping at a busy store, Jessica and another woman happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding their cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then Jessica’s car horn beeped, and she was able to locate her vehicle easily. “Wow, “the other woman said. “I
Bartender Stares
April 5, 2026
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my
Index Finger
April 5, 2026
First year University medical students were attending their first Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a doctor. He said, “The first quality is to never be disgusted about anything in the
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light