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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Ticket Please
April 5, 2026
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer. They all boarded
Sporty Wheel Drive
April 5, 2026
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles. “ “She did, “he replied. “But where in the world was I gonna find a fake SUV?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Shouted Slow Down
April 5, 2026
As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind. She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster. She shouted, “Slow down, my calves are killing me!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ethiopian Child
April 5, 2026
A woman with a clipboard just knocked at Jack’s door. She asked him if he would have an Ethiopian child for Christmas. Jack said that he normally has a turkey but he’ll try anything once. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chet Sang Chestnuts
April 5, 2026
Johnny wanted to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. Passing a pet store he thought, “Hmm, a pet might be a good idea. “He walked in the pet store and asked the manager what might be a good idea. “How about a puppy?” “No, “said Johnny. “It may
Great News
April 5, 2026
An elderly couple living in Florida had not seen their son and daughter for quite a while. The mom called the daughter living in New York and told her that mom and pop were going to get a divorce right after Christmas because they couldn’t get along after 35 years of marriage The daughter called
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light