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Seniors Soda Windy

Seniors Soda Windy

April 5, 2026

Three seniors are out for a stroll. One of them remarks, “It’s windy. “ Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday. “ The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Live Without Sex

Live Without Sex

April 5, 2026

Peter was talking to his younger neighbor “There are advantages to being over the age of seventy… First, there is nothing left to learn the hard way. Second, things you buy now won’t wear out. Third, you can eat supper at 4 pm. Fourth, you can live without sex but not your glasses. Fifth, your

Nearby Trainer

Nearby Trainer

April 5, 2026

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I would try the ATM in the lobby. This joke is included in the

Great Drug Sleeping

Great Drug Sleeping

April 5, 2026

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem. “ Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Disorders Require Prompt

Disorders Require Prompt

April 5, 2026

Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc. “ Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order. “ Patient: “You told me to

Wooden Leg Named

Wooden Leg Named

April 5, 2026

An elderly man went to his friend’s house to have a little chit chat. Then, he told his friend, “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. “ His friend then asked, “So what’s the name of the other leg?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light