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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Doesn’t Psychotherapy
April 5, 2026
Why doesn’t psychotherapy work on men? “They don’t have to go back to their childhood. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jake Waxman
April 5, 2026
Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, “I don’t trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment. “ “So what makes you think your doctor is any better?” asked his friend.
Doctors Seem
April 5, 2026
“Doctor, “said the sick man, “the other doctors seem to differ from you in their diagnosis of my case. “ “I know, “replied the physician cheerfully, “but the post-mortem will show that I am right. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Advantage Lately Nonsense
April 5, 2026
Patient: Lately I’ve had the feeling that everyone wants to take advantage of me. Doctor: That’s nonsense. Patient: Really? Thank you very much, doctor. I feel so much better now. How much do I owe you? Doctor: How much have you got? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Even Yellow Appliances
April 5, 2026
One man who loved the color yellow had yellow carpet, yellow furniture, yellow drapes, yellow walls and even yellow appliances in his yellow kitchen. He slept in a yellow bed with yellow covers and wore yellow pajamas. He got sick. You guessed it … yellow jaundice. He called a doctor who came to his apartment
Thief’s Arms
April 5, 2026
Thief had successfully entered the art museum on the second floor, where lesser known artists are displayed. After previewing the art, he selected a piece to take. As he was making his getaway, one of the guards came up from behind, snatched the picture from under the thief’s arms and slammed it down over his
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light