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Help Desk Technician

Help Desk Technician

April 5, 2026

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars, “she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you, “the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read

Trainee Shouts

Trainee Shouts

April 5, 2026

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” “No, “replied

Political Science Major

Political Science Major

April 5, 2026

A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice, “muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room. “ This joke is included in the Black Book

College Abroad Sent

College Abroad Sent

April 5, 2026

A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son. The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Screamed Hortz

Screamed Hortz

April 5, 2026

A mortician was working late one night examining dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried. As he examined the body of Mr. Hortz, who was about to be cremated, he was amazed. Hortz had the longest ‘member’ he had ever seen! “I’m sorry, Mr. Hortz, “said the mortician, “but I can’t send

Cut Down

Cut Down

April 5, 2026

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down, “the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light