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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Home Country Roads
April 5, 2026
A guy sees a classified ad that says “I will give you a blowjob while singing ‘Take me Home Country Roads at the same time’. “ The guy thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have
Radio Brother Monster
April 5, 2026
A little monster was learning to play the violin,’ I’m good, aren’t I?’ he asked his big brother. ‘You should be on the radio,’ said his brother. ‘You think I’m that good?’ ‘No, I think you’re terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off ! This joke is included in
Bartender Beat
April 5, 2026
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender. “ But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat
Cannibals Continued
April 5, 2026
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity. “You are all part of our team now, “said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees.
Serve Poultry
April 5, 2026
A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve poultry!” The chicken says, “That’s OK, I just want a drink. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doorman Frowned 2
April 5, 2026
A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink. The man on the camel said “No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light