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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Department Manager
April 5, 2026
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager
Human Cannon Ball
April 5, 2026
“I must have the worst job on earth. “ “Why do you say that?” “I work at the circus as a human cannon ball and I get fired every day. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Child Fetch Understand
April 5, 2026
“Come on now, a child of five could understand this!” “I’ll tell you what, why don’t you go fetch me a child of five!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Worried Sick
April 5, 2026
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. “Where were you? I was worried sick. “ “It was such a nice day, I decided to walk. “ This joke is included
Broom I’ll Show
April 5, 2026
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store. “ “But I’m a college graduate, “the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry.
Expensive Gift
April 5, 2026
A woman shipped an expensive gift to her best friend. A few days later her best friend replied with a thank you card but forgot to write something on the inside. When her friend brought this to her attention, to escape embarrassment she said, “When I saw how much you spent on that gift… I
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light