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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Confused Bill
April 5, 2026
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bill looks around the
Hey Lady
April 5, 2026
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly. “ Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the
Jumper Cables Wrapped
April 5, 2026
This man walks into the bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck. The bartender says, “Sir, I’ll serve you, as long as you don’t start anything!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cow Farm
April 5, 2026
Farm Boy: My pop can’t decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm. City Boy: He’d certainly look silly riding around on a cow. Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Seaman Notes
April 5, 2026
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate replies “I was swept overboard into
Dollars Jim
April 5, 2026
One evening Jim was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked Jim for two dollars. Jim asked him, “Will you buy booze?” The bum replied, “No. “ Then Jim asked, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, “No. “ After giving the bum the
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light