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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Inconsolable Mutt Newspaper
April 5, 2026
An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt. “What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks. “Here, boy, “he replies. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
France They’ve
April 5, 2026
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?” The parrot says, “France – they’ve got millions of them there. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Golf Pro
April 5, 2026
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I
Disney’s Animal Kingdom
April 5, 2026
While at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney’s Animal Kingdom park, a confused blonde complained to her friend. She said, “How could they possibly know the names of all those dinosaurs if they died 75 million years ago? And another thing, how do we even know they were called dinosaurs?” This joke is included in the
Minutes Apart
April 5, 2026
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Hello Beautiful
April 5, 2026
A young man enters a bar and sees a beautiful lady at the counter. He moves closer to her and starts a conversation. Man: “Hello beautiful… “ Woman: “Hi. “ Man: “My name is Solomon. “ Woman: “So?” Man: “Lomon. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light