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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Contraceptive Pills
April 5, 2026
An old lady goes to her doctor and asks for contraceptive tablets, claiming they help her sleep at night. ‘Why would contraceptive pills make you sleep any better than normal?’ asks the doctor. The old lady replies, ‘Because I put them in my granddaughter’s coffee.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Descartes Disappeared Ordered
April 5, 2026
Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. “Want another?” asked the bartender. “I think not, “Descartes replied. Then he disappeared. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bartender Backed Down
April 5, 2026
The bartender asked a guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have? The guy answered, “A scotch, please. “ The bartender handed him the drink and said, “That’ll be $5. “ The guy said, “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this. “ A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation,
Suppose Agent
April 5, 2026
Railroad agent: “Here’s another farmer who is suing us on account of his cows. “ Supervisor: “One of our trains has killed them, I suppose?” Agent: “No, he claims our trains go by so slow that the passengers lean out the window and milk them when they go by. “ This joke is included in
Goat Flies
April 5, 2026
Two men are walking in the desert. They come upon a hole in the ground. One man asks, “How deep is that hole?” The other responds, “I don’t know, throw something in it and see how long it takes to hit the bottom. “ The other man turns around and finds an anvil. He tosses
Preacher Drowned
April 5, 2026
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me. “ A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The preacher replied
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light