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Contraceptive Pills

Contraceptive Pills

April 5, 2026

An old lady goes to her doctor and asks for contraceptive tablets, claiming they help her sleep at night. ‘Why would contraceptive pills make you sleep any better than normal?’ asks the doctor. The old lady replies, ‘Because I put them in my granddaughter’s coffee.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.

Descartes Disappeared Ordered

Descartes Disappeared Ordered

April 5, 2026

Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. “Want another?” asked the bartender. “I think not, “Descartes replied. Then he disappeared. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Bartender Backed Down

Bartender Backed Down

April 5, 2026

The bartender asked a guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have? The guy answered, “A scotch, please. “ The bartender handed him the drink and said, “That’ll be $5. “ The guy said, “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this. “ A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation,

Suppose Agent

Suppose Agent

April 5, 2026

Railroad agent: “Here’s another farmer who is suing us on account of his cows. “ Supervisor: “One of our trains has killed them, I suppose?” Agent: “No, he claims our trains go by so slow that the passengers lean out the window and milk them when they go by. “ This joke is included in

Goat Flies

Goat Flies

April 5, 2026

Two men are walking in the desert. They come upon a hole in the ground. One man asks, “How deep is that hole?” The other responds, “I don’t know, throw something in it and see how long it takes to hit the bottom. “ The other man turns around and finds an anvil. He tosses

Preacher Drowned

Preacher Drowned

April 5, 2026

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me. “ A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The preacher replied

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light