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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Emma Declares
April 5, 2026
Emma and Susan are talking. Emma declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying. “How did you manage it?” asks Susan. “I went to that hypnotherapist on the High Street, “replies Emma. “I got pregnant within two months. “ “Oh, my husband and I tried seeing him years ago, “says Susan. “It didn’t
Harry Tom
April 5, 2026
Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and disappears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices he’s not breathing. “Better
Pants Down
April 5, 2026
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. “I want to show you the new watch I got today. “ She goes in and find him with his pants down. “That’s not a watch!” she says. “It will be once you put two hands and a face on it. “ This joke is included in
Saudi Prince
April 5, 2026
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Witch Bill
April 5, 2026
Bill and John, in their 80’s decided to visit the Madam for one last sexual encounter. The Madam noticed Bill and John approaching, she quickly prepared 2 blow-up dolls, placing one in each room on the bed. Bill and John told the Madam that “We are here for the last time”. The Madam sent Bill
Pass John Yelled
April 5, 2026
John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?” His grandfather replied,
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light