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Bumble Bees

Bumble Bees

April 5, 2026

Two bumble bees were talking one day. “I’m sort of depressed, ” says one of the bees. “Why… what’s the problem?” asks the second bee. “My doctor says I’m losing my buzz, “says the first bee. To which the second bee replies, “Sorry to hear that, man, that stings!” This joke is included in the

Terry Slammed

Terry Slammed

April 5, 2026

Terry slammed his cards on the table and left the game in a huff. “Boy, “said another player disgustingly, “I really hate playing cards with a bad loser. “ “He isn’t very pleasant, “another player said, raking in the chips, “but it’s better than playing with a good winner. “ This joke is included in

Moment Watson

Moment Watson

April 5, 2026

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. “ “I see millions

It’d Save

It’d Save

April 5, 2026

It’s late evening and Tom’s wife catches him pouring six cans of lager down the toilet. ‘What on earth are you doing?’ she says. Tom replies, ‘Well, it seems a waste, but I thought it’d save me getting up in the night.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order

Takes Care

Takes Care

April 5, 2026

A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from

Sees Van Gogh

Sees Van Gogh

April 5, 2026

A bloke walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh standing at the bar. ‘Hi Van, can I get you a drink?’ ‘No, thanks, I got one ear.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light