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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Line Girls Michael
April 5, 2026
After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, “What’s the name of this dance?” She said “I don’t know; this is the line for the bathroom” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Trouble Each Bear
April 5, 2026
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and
Vivid Orange Swirls
April 5, 2026
A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches. The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, “I’m sorry, but I just don’t understand your paintings. “ “I paint what
Devil Answered Alright
April 5, 2026
A man died and went to hell and was sitting on a stone looking very depressed. A devil came up to him and asked: “Why the glum look, man?” The man replied: “Well I just died and now I’m in hell. “ But the devil just smiled and said: “Don’t feel bad, it’s not a
The Grave of an Honest Man – Old Died
April 5, 2026
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, “Go up
Better Than Pork
April 5, 2026
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork… Have you actually ever tasted it?” The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light