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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Pretty Friend
April 5, 2026
A man at a party: Hi, do you want to dance? Woman: Yeah, sure! Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Heating Up Dinner
April 5, 2026
A man comes home from a hard day of work only to find his wife laying infront of the fire place with her legs wide open. He asked, “Honey what are you doing?” She replied, “I’m heating up your dinner. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Officer Approaches
April 5, 2026
A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctor’s appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding. She looks at her husband, who is sitting next to her and asks, “What did he say?” The husband replies, “He said
Write with Your Other Hand
April 5, 2026
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family – but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!” A smart-ass
Press 9 for an Outside Line
April 5, 2026
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, “I’ll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab. “ He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Ergonique,
A Bus Stop Transformer
April 5, 2026
Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: “What are you expecting?” The girl says, “A bus. “ The kid turns to his friend and says: “Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light