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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Those Trees
April 5, 2026
“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?” “Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees. “ “Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dance Arrogant Shy
April 5, 2026
At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, “Will you dance with me, please?” The arrogant girl says, “I don’t dance with a kid. “ The taken back boy apologized, “I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Cop Chuckles
April 5, 2026
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes, “replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”
Cement Ate Drink 2
April 5, 2026
“Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?” “First of all, don’t give him anything to drink. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Condom Factory These
April 5, 2026
A businessman was flying on a plane surrounded by hundreds of kids. A lady went and sat down next to him. She asked, “Are these all your kids?” The man replied, “No, I just work at a condom factory, these are all the complaints” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
He’s Max
April 5, 2026
Jane and Max were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting. “He’ll be deaf before he’s 25, “Max said. “That won’t help us, “his wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light