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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Real Either
April 5, 2026
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from the Monopoly game. The cashier: “Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!” Peter: “You’re stupid. The car is not real either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Firmed These
April 5, 2026
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt. He said to her, “If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle. “ The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her
Citizens Bus Tour
April 5, 2026
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that same day,
German Tourist Arrives
April 5, 2026
A German tourist arrives at a French airport. The immigration officer asks him: “Occupation?” The German: “No, no, just visit. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
I’ll Start Later
April 5, 2026
At an interview: “So you’d be starting off at 20 000, but later on it can go up to 40 000. “ “Excellent, I’ll start later on. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Baseball Glove
April 5, 2026
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 10 year old son was hiding in the wardrobe. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the wardrobe. The boy now has company. Boy: “Dark in here. “ Man: “Yes it is. “ Boy:
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light