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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Water Honey
April 5, 2026
“‘Darling, would you save me if I jumped into the water?” “Honey, if I say yes, will you jump?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Rich Uncle
April 5, 2026
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Pick Up My Teeth
April 5, 2026
A circus is holding auditions and an eighty-five year old man shows up. “What do you do?” asks the ringmaster. “I bend over backwards, “says the man, “and pick up a handkerchief off the floor with my teeth. “ “Wow, “says the ringmaster, impressed that this elderly man is agile enough to do this. “Then
Flea Circus Learned
April 5, 2026
The owner of the flea circus learned from experience. He posted a sign that read: “Dogs are not welcome. They steal the show. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Preying on My Mind
April 5, 2026
Wife: “There’s something preying on my mind. “ Husband: “Don’t worry, it’ll soon die of starvation. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Phenomenal Memory
April 5, 2026
In a circus full of people the entertainer walks onto the stage and makes an announcement. “Ladies and gentlemen! Up next is our brand new act. Welcome to the stage – the boy with a phenomenal memory”. Following the entertainer’s introduction, a boy comes out from behind the stage, starting to unzip his pants. “Now
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light