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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Shitty Golfer
April 5, 2026
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills,
Barn Moments Later
April 5, 2026
Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, “There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn. “ “No
Zip Down
April 5, 2026
An elderly man went t o his doctor and said: “Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. “ “That’s not senility, “replied the doctor. “Senility is when you forget to zip down. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Barbie Slips
April 5, 2026
Two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from the pier with their uncle all stitched up in a burial
Second-Grade Students
April 5, 2026
Mr. Smyth had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed them how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time…“Class, “he said, “my name begins with the letter ‘M,’ and I pick up things…What am I?” A
Smallest Struggles
April 5, 2026
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up. “Sorry, I’m a little behind. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light