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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Chess Player Lookup
April 5, 2026
A guy runs with a machine gun into his wife’s chess club and yells: “Which of you nerdy scabs slept with my wife?”. A chess player lookup: “You know man, I don’t think your magazine will be enough. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Disco Fart Cute
April 5, 2026
At a disco: He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?” She: “I had to fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Name John Michael
April 5, 2026
“Does she have a boyfriend?” “Yes, a rich, cute and clever one. “ “What’s the name?” “John, Michael and Bill. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Quantum Physics Theory – Students Talk
April 5, 2026
Two students talk: “What are you reading?” “Quantum physics theory book. “ “But why are you reading it upside-down?” “It makes no difference anyway. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Candidate I’d Rather
April 5, 2026
Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself. “ Candidate: “I’d rather not. I kinda want his job. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Neighbor Bob
April 5, 2026
“Mom, for some time I’ve had a relationship with our neighbor, Bob. “ “Bob, he could be your father… “ “But, mom, age is only a number. “ “Oh dear, that is not what I meant … “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light