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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Safe Vault
April 5, 2026
The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager… “Can you please give me the key to the safe vault?” “What?! What for?” “It’s always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Guitar Chased Steve
April 5, 2026
What a strange day for Steve today! First, he found a hat full of money. Then he was chased by an angry man with a guitar… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dog Poop
April 5, 2026
Son comes home and yells: “Moooooooom! ! ! !” Mother shouts from the first floor: “If you want something, come up and tell me properly. I’m sick of your hollering. “ Son goes up and says: “Look, I stepped in dog poop. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Recovery Trip Huh
April 5, 2026
“Is your boss there?” “No, he left on a trip. “ “A recovery trip, huh?” “I don’t think so… He took his wife with him!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Blondes Fell Down – Blondes Fell
April 5, 2026
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dentist I’ve
April 5, 2026
Dentist: “This will hurt a little. “ Patient: “OK. “ Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light