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Airline’s Ticket Counter

Airline’s Ticket Counter

April 5, 2026

Rushing up to a large airline’s ticket counter, a man gasped, “Miss, please help me. I have to get to Chicago in the worst way!” The clerk calmly pointed to her left and said, “Sir, that would be the airline next to us. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You

Preacher Ripped

Preacher Ripped

April 5, 2026

Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper

Nonsense Ma’am Soothed

Nonsense Ma’am Soothed

April 5, 2026

“Nothing looks good on me anymore, “wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror. “Nonsense, ma’am, “soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all. “ “That’s the problem, “the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of

Father’s Side Questioned

Father’s Side Questioned

April 5, 2026

A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my family. “Your mother’s side, or father’s side?” questioned the doctor. Neither, my wife’s. “What?” the doctor said “that can’t be, how can you get it from your wife’s family?” “Oh yeah, “the patient responded, “You

Patron Well I’d

Patron Well I’d

April 5, 2026

Restaurant patron: “Waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine. “ Waiter: “What year, sir?” Patron: “Well, I’d like it right now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Father’s Nephew

Father’s Nephew

April 5, 2026

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: “A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light