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Brown Paper Boots

Brown Paper Boots

April 5, 2026

A man walks into the sheriff’s office… “I want to become a deputy!” “Good, I want you to catch this man” says the sheriff handling the man, a wanted poster. The poster reads: ‘Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots. ‘ “What’s he wanted for?”

Bus Gasps Harry

Bus Gasps Harry

April 5, 2026

Harry staggers exhausted into his house. ‘What’s wrong with you?’ asks his wife. ‘I thought I’d save my 75p bus fare by running behind the bus,’ gasps Harry. ‘You idiot,’ says his wife. ‘If you’d run home behind a taxi you could’ve saved a tenner.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.

Roger Listen

Roger Listen

April 5, 2026

A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from the bathroom with an urgent report. “Roger, listen, “he told the host, “Walter’s in the kitchen making love to your wife!” “OK, that’s it, guys, “Roger said. “This is positively the last deal. “ This

Barman You’ve

Barman You’ve

April 5, 2026

A man orders a pint of beer, notices it tastes sour and complains to the barman. ‘What are you moaning about?’ says the barman. ‘You’ve only got a pint of that rubbish, I’ve got three barrels full.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Champion Title

Champion Title

April 5, 2026

After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: “You should make a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Thirty Darling

Thirty Darling

April 5, 2026

“I don’t think I look thirty, do you, dear?” asked the wife. “No, darling, not now, “her husband replied. “But you used to. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light