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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Builders Yells
April 5, 2026
A young high school girl is walking past a construction site when one of the builders yells out, “Hey gorgeous! Why don’t you come over here and sit on my face? Without even blinking an eye, she yells back, “Why, sweetheart, is your nose bigger than your cock! ! !” This joke is included in
Wet Hair Last
April 5, 2026
Wife: “Oh god, you can tell I went to bed with wet hair last night. Look at it, it’s massive!” Husband: “Did you go to bed with a wet arse too?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Breasts Tight Ass
April 5, 2026
A guy goes to see a doctor and after a series of tests the doctor comes in and says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. “ “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient. “The bad news is that unfortunately, you’ve only got 3 months to live. “ The patient is shocked, “Oh
The Second Opinion – Having Big
April 5, 2026
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?” “I was
Parrot Home
April 5, 2026
A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day. The clerk warns that the parrot was donated by a brothel, where he may have picked up some colorful language. The housewife doesn’t mind and brings the parrot home. When she uncovers the cage, the parrot says, “Brawkk! New Madam. Hello, Madam. “
Friend Snaps
April 5, 2026
Two dragons walk into a bar. The first one says, “It sure is hot in here. “ His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light