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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. “I … Read more
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar. “ “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, “Could I have steak and chips?” “Certainly, “says the barman, “that’ll be two dollars. “ “Two dollars?” cries the man. “You’re joking. Where’s the guy who owns … Read more
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 120 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 120 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only … Read more
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just … Read more
A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids. “ Now his mind … Read more
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it. “ “Very good, Suzie, … Read more
““If you had a dollar, “quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One dollar. “answered little Johnny. “You don’t know your basic math. “said the teacher, shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know my daddy. “ … Read more
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents’ room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth. “Dad!” he shouted. “What are you doing?” “It’s ok, “his father replied. … Read more
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman said, “What’s he like?” Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
3 dads bragging about their children’s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My … Read more