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“Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny. “ “That’s not going to work. “ “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A young man walks into a bar and orders a whisky. As soon as he is severed he slams it down. And before the bartender can walk away he calls out I need a shot of tequila. So the bartender pours the tequila. And no sooner than he is served he slams it back and … Read more
“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today. “said the boy. “Why not, son?” “Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day. “ … Read more
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get … Read more
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “̈”Of course child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive women’s electric hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll … Read more
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week. “ “Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he Ok?” “He must be, “said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling … Read more
A boy had just gotten his driving permit, so he asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your haircut, then we will talk … Read more
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon. The family goes back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and … Read more
““Daddy, there is a man at the door. He says he is collecting for the nursing home. “ “That’s perfect. Tell him grandpa is coming in a moment. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to piss. “ The mother said, “Son, don’t say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite. “ The next Sunday, the little boy … Read more