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Patrick and Steve are fishing on a lake. After about an hour when neither of them had a bite, Patrick decided to row to the middle part of the lake; where they were very successful Steve: “This is a great spot for fishing, Pat. We’ll have to mark this spot so we can come back … Read more
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand, “answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties … Read more
“Doctor, doctor, I feel like a goat. “ “How long have you been like this?” “Since I was a kid. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman went in to cash a check at a currency exchange The clerk asked her: “What type of check is this?” The lady responded: “An unemployment check. “ The clerk responded: “Oh well; then we will need a work number here for verification”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?” “No, I am an undercover detective. “ “So why are you in uniform?” “Today is my day off. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk. “ The monkey looked up … Read more
A Texan is visiting Australia for the first time. He sees a sheep and starts laughing. He says to his Australian guide “Oh, at home in Texas, sheep are twice as big!” He then sees a cow and bursts “Puff, in Texas, our cows are much, much bigger!” The conversation almost dies but then the … Read more
Bernie the little camel walks into his parents’ room at 3 a. m. and asks for a glass of water. “Another one?” says his father. “That’s the second glass this month. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. Norris’ rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast … Read more
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks, “I can outrun this guy, “so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway – … Read more