Jokes Ltd Three boy scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says “Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let’s give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them. “ The lawyer says, “Fuck the boy … Read more
A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at the judge’s orders, and their tempers grew hot. Finally, frustrated with another repetition of arguments he had heard many times before, the judge pointed to his ear and said, “Counselor, you … Read more
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says “What a great chest you have. “ The bodybuilder tells her “That’s 150 lbs. of dynamite. “ He takes off his pants and the woman says “What massive calves you have”, … Read more
“Hello, Ginger!” Her brother called cheerily to his sister. “Don’t call me Ginger!” she snapped furiously. “My hair is the color of gold. “ “Yeah, “he replied with a jeer, “twenty-two carrots!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement from one which he had previously made to the police. “For example, “he said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was sure I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then … Read more
Two drunks are sitting elbow to elbow at a bar. “I wish I knew where I was going to die, “Paul says. “Why?” asks Tom “Because if I knew I would not go there “Paul replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes, we do!” “Good. Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my alligator. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, “Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!” Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens … Read more
A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin. The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tape player. “What music’” the violinist thought. A difficult piece, but played with such genius that it brought tears … Read more
A young man was trying to park his car between two others. He put it in reverse, and bang – right into the car behind him. He then went forward and bang- right into the car in front. A young woman watching the maneuver couldn’t contain herself. “Do you always park by ear?” she asked. … Read more