Jokes Ltd An eighty-year-old man went to his doctor to complain about pain in one knee. The doctor examined it gently and said, “Well, you know that knee is eighty years old. You can’t expect too much. “ “That’s true, “the man agreed; “but Doc, so is the other one and it’s not bothering me like this … Read more
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others. The first man ordered his steak “rare — red rare. “ The second said, “Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it. “ Not to be outdone, … Read more
A man walks into a barber shop and asks, “How much for a haircut?” The barber said, “$12. 50. “ The man asks, “And how much for a shave?” The barber said, “$1. 50. “ The man then says, “Go ahead, shave it all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
“Have you been to Rome?” “Yes” “Did you visit The Coliseum?” “Yes” “And ?” “It will be splendid when it is finished” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” the man asked. “No, sir, “replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Pierson just died, and I … Read more
After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give … Read more
Asia was by far my favorite destination, “the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. “Enigmatic and magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of course, is the pearl of the Asian oyster. “ “What about the pagodas?” a man beside her asked. “Did you see them?” “Did … Read more
The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road; and the student remained completely calm. “This time you’re doing fine!” exclaimed the instructor. “Yes, “the novice driver agreed. “Now when I … Read more