Jokes Ltd Little Johnny’s first grade class was playing “Name That Animal. “The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!” said Suzy. “Good job. Now, what’s this animal?” “A dog!” said Ricky. “Good. Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer. The … Read more
A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, “Have you been served?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A fellow charged with robbing a sporting-goods store asked a lawyer to defend him. “I will take your case, “the lawyer said, “If you will assure me of two things: that you are innocent, and that you will pay me $1600. “ The client thought for a moment, then said, “Will you do it for … Read more
Melvin threw a boomerang a few years ago. He now lives in constant fear. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?” Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was … Read more
Son:”Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!” Dad:”Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A boy called up his mom from the hospital, “Mom, I took tests and they declared that I have AIDS. “ Mom, “What? Don’t come back home son, go away. “ Boy “Why mom, I’m your son. “ Mom, “You foolish boy! If you come back home, then your wife will be infected, from your … Read more
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, … Read more
John was asked by his son “Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?” “Well just look at your mum, son. “John said. “But she’s not black. “ “I know, you idiot!” John replied, “She’s a fucking whore!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Son: “Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool. “ Father: “Okay, give him a glass of water. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.