Jokes Ltd The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here at 7 A. M. to get something for his cough. … Read more
The minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter. “ She said to him, “I think about it many times a day. “ “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise. “ “It’s not a matter of wisdom, “she replied. “It’s … Read more
“Doctor, my husband is doing weird things lately, “a lady complains to her psychiatrist. “I strongly feel something is wrong with him. “ “What is he doing, Mrs. Bankman, that looks weird to you?” asks the doctor. “Well he drinks his cup of tea in the morning and eats the cup leaving the cup’s handle … Read more
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a … Read more
“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course… “ “Great! I never could before!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went, “he answered. “But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” “But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore, … Read more
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the Doctor talked to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, … Read more
The patient : “Doctor I keep stealing things” The doctor: “Take these tablets; if that doesn’t work get me a flat screen TV. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I have this big problem, doctor, everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …” “That’s stupid, in my opinion. Frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy …” “Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!” This joke is included … Read more
Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, her mom asked, “Honey, are you feeling alright?” “Not really, “Robin replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train. “ “Poor dear, “the mom said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you … Read more