Jokes Ltd A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so he made an appointment and showed up the next day. After the doctor examined the man,he invited him into his office for the consultation. The doctor came into the room with three different bottles of pills. The doctor told … Read more
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know, love” she says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is wrinkled, and my body isn’t what it used to be. “ … Read more
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted, “she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me. “ “My mother!” he exclaimed. “Did she call you?” “No, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it. “ He looked stern, “I see, and where does the … Read more
Husband: “I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?” Wife: “How about on your will?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The ship was sinking and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. As they relaxed, they decided to have a cigarette and relax a few moments before starting their journey to safety. The cigarettes were dry but all their matches had become wet. They had no … Read more
A Tourist was driving down a country road when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on. He stopped and said, “What’s the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?” The boy says, “Nope! Just found one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. “Doctor, “the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!” “Nonsense, “the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your … Read more
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my … Read more
First year University medical students were attending their first Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a doctor. He said, “The first quality is to never be disgusted about anything in the … Read more
A girl walks into a supermarket and asks the clerk, “Can I have a turkey for my grandma?” the clerk responds, “Sorry. We don’t do exchanges. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.