Jokes Ltd Doctor: “You need new glasses. “ Patient: “How do you know? I haven’t told you what’s wrong with me yet. “ Doctor: “I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three seniors are out for a stroll. One of them remarks, “It’s windy. “ Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday. “ The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Peter was talking to his younger neighbor “There are advantages to being over the age of seventy… First, there is nothing left to learn the hard way. Second, things you buy now won’t wear out. Third, you can eat supper at 4 pm. Fourth, you can live without sex but not your glasses. Fifth, your … Read more
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I would try the ATM in the lobby. This joke is included in the … Read more
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem. “ Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc. “ Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order. “ Patient: “You told me to … Read more
An elderly man went to his friend’s house to have a little chit chat. Then, he told his friend, “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. “ His friend then asked, “So what’s the name of the other leg?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Nurse: “Doctor, doctor! The man you’ve just treated collapsed on the front step! What should I do?” Doctor: “Turn him around, so it looks like he was just arriving!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car’s engine, opened a valve and fixed it. The mechanic said, “I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans, so our jobs are quite similar. So … Read more
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ”How do you really feel? I mean, you’re 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?” ”Honestly, I feel like a newborn baby. I’ve got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself. ” This … Read more