Jokes Ltd Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they … Read more
A crazy man jumps from the bushes and opens his coat in front of an old lady to surprise and terrify her. The granny takes a look at him and says: “Oh, Gosh, I’ve forgotten to buy the eggs. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A first-time flier was very nervous as he buckled his seat belt before takeoff. He turned to the woman in the next seat and asked, “How often do jetliners crash?” The woman thought for a moment and replied, “Usually, just once. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 25-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to the Caribbean for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?” “Oh, it was beautiful, “says the man. … Read more
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to … Read more
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him. “Nice perfume…. which brand is it? I want to buy a gift for my wife. “ Lady replies, “Don’t give it to her, some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?” Mother: „No, you’ll be getting turkey, like every year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Finding her young son scooping ice cream in the kitchen, a mother raged, “Dinner is going to be ready soon. Put that ice cream away and go and play. “ “But mum” wailed the child, “There’s no one to play with. “ “OK, “said the mother wearily, “I’ll play with you. What do you want … Read more
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, “he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. … Read more
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of … Read more