Jokes Ltd A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage. “ The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?” The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was … Read more
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our rooster’s dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why … Read more
A father, as he was going home, saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. “In our home, young man, we turn off the light at 11 o’clock, sharp!” “Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That’s so convenient! Thanks!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Its pissing down and this midget goes to the doctors and says “Every time it rains my fanny gets sore”. He tells her to hop onto the examining couch. He bends over and looks up her skirt. “I see the problem, “he says. And taking a pair of scissors shoves them up her skirt. Snip … Read more
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later, she’s still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat … Read more
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing, “says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum. “ … Read more
There’s a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There’s 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her “Why did you laugh, you could have won. “ The blonde replies, “I finally got the first joke. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Customer: “Waiter, this soup tastes funny. “ Waiter: “Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There is a knock on the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks out, and a man is standing there. Saint Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A moment later there’s another knock. Saint Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, but the man disappears once again. … Read more