Jokes Ltd It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. “ Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the two hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class. “ … Read more
Two bums are walking down the street and they find $100. One says, “Ok, let’s buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on whiskey?. “ The other says, “I don’t get it, why do we need so much bread?. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn’t believe it! He said, “What’s wrong with … Read more
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn’t sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it’s a nun saying she’s going door to door … Read more
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper. “Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge. “Toilette pepper!” came the reply This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher: “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “Let’s try this another way. If … Read more
Ms. Battle: Henry, I hope I didn’t see you copying Casey’s math test. Henry: I hope you didn’t either. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17. “ The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many … Read more
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, “I have to go change. I’ll be back in a minute. “ Five minutes later, the female egg walked out in a slinky “egg”lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the … Read more