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Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; “Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?” “Yes, man, I did. Why?” “Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them… ?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the … Read more
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?” “No. “ The second beau came to the door and said, “I’m Joe, I’m here to … Read more
A talk between blondes Stacy: You know Tracy, sometimes I don’t understand life. Tracy: What do you mean? Stacy: When we were younger, we learnt to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor, “the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter. “ “Ah, yes, “recalled the judge. “Twenty years!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days. “ Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Jay, aren’t you and … Read more
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket. “ He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face. “ “Yes, sir, “the boys said. “Then why is it that … Read more
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. “ Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the two hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class. “ … Read more