Peach Friend
A man to a friend: ‘My wife’s a peach.’ Friend: ‘Because she’s so soft and juicy?’ Man: ‘No, because she has a heart of stone.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Question Psychiatrist
Man walks into a shrink’s office. Psychiatrist:”I know exactly why you are here. You suffer from an addiction to internet porn, and you masturbate constantly. “ Patient:”That’s amazing”! “How can you tell all that without even asking me one question?” Psychiatrist:”I saw the wedding ring on your finger. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
Inquired Claire
Claire, after retiring from a busy life in business, travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains. One day she goes to an antique shop, where she speaks to Victoria, the shop’s owner, “When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a … Read more
Friend Again Approached
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride’s father storm up the aisle, jacket off, sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry. “The wedding’s off, “he shouted, “Everybody bugger off!” Dismayed and … Read more
Drink Named Philip
A screwdriver rolls into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip??” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Josh Wrote
At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words ‘sex’ and ‘love. ‘ The woman wrote: “When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, just like Josh and I, it is spiritually … Read more
Puzzled Joanne
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does. “ Joanne giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft. “ Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne … Read more
Hey Baby
Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” Woman: “Do not enter. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doggy Style – Giving Birth
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting “I told you not to go doggy style!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mate Bloke Talk
A bloke asks his mate “Do you ever talk to your wife during sex ?” His mate replies “Yeah, if she calls. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.