Jokes Ltd There are three women – one is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy. … Read more
With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. “Where’s the magic show?”, he breathlessly asks … Read more
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “Who’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I did… Do you want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included … Read more
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Some time later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?” “About 2,000 feet, “the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t shittin’ me, are you?” This joke is included … Read more
A blonde reported for her university final examination,which consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for ten minutes and then, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes for heads, and no for tails. Within … Read more
Isaac and his friend Adam, who’s looking a little depressed, are at a synagogue talking. … “Adam, I’ve seen you feeling a little down over the past few times. Is everything alright?” asks Isaac. “My son is getting married next week” says Adam. … “But Adam, many of our congregants’ sons are getting married. That’s … Read more
A man 75 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man: “At your age, how do you do that?” The man answered, “You just have to keep the motor running. “ Another year passes, and the … Read more
Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free. As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. “I am 4 years old, “says little Johnny. “And when will you be six … Read more
A man to a friend: ‘My wife’s a peach.’ Friend: ‘Because she’s so soft and juicy?’ Man: ‘No, because she has a heart of stone.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man walks into a shrink’s office. Psychiatrist:”I know exactly why you are here. You suffer from an addiction to internet porn, and you masturbate constantly. “ Patient:”That’s amazing”! “How can you tell all that without even asking me one question?” Psychiatrist:”I saw the wedding ring on your finger. “ This joke is included in the … Read more