A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, “My neighbor’s house is on fire!” The operator asked, “Where are you?” The blonde answered, “At my house. “ The operator replied, “No, I’m asking how do we get there?” The blonde said, “In a firetruck, duh! This joke … Read more
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight, “replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out, “offers the clerk. “Nath, … Read more
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they’d better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on … Read more
A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $200, she exclaims, “I don’t have that kind of money, but I’ll do anything to get a message to my mother. “ He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back … Read more
A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?, “he asked. “Oh, it’s my wife, “replied the man sadly. “She’s hired a new secretary for me. “ “Well, nothing wrong in that, “he said, “Is she blonde or brunette?” “Neither. He’s … Read more
There are three moms: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, and … Read more
Charlie joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day a gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: “Sir, did you call for me?” Charlie replies “No, what do you mean?” She says: “You must be … Read more
A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women – a blonde, a brunette, … Read more
A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. Completely shocked, he shouts, “Hello, Hello, Hello!” The blonde whines, “What? No hello for me?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young blonde walks into a bank to withdraw some money. “Can you identify yourself?” asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, “Yes, it’s me all right. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more