Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks. “ The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks. “ “No. Those are deer tracks. “ They kept arguing, and about half an hour later they were both killed by … Read more
A blonde wanders into a library and says, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ The librarian says, ‘I’m sorry, but this is a library.’ The blonde whispers, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, “I will grant you three wishes. “ The blonde says, “For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear. “ The genie replies, “Your wish is my command. “ Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, “Holy shit! What did you do with my ears?” … Read more
Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die. Upon Jeff’s arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. “Where is my friend Mike?” Jeff asked. St. Peter replies, “Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven. “ Jeff … Read more
Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other, “Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?” The other blonde says, “Well, duh! Can you see California?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. “What’s the story?” she asked. “Just crap in the carburetor, “the mechanic replied. “How often do I have to do that?” asked the blonde. This joke … Read more
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead … Read more