This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards – something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -”Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry. “ The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take … Read more
A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, “Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going, “yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde. “ The midget replies, “Not from where I’m standing. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it into the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped … Read more
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air. “ The blonde says, “Why?Don’t you have a … Read more
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She’s about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs … Read more
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper. “ “Just use the copier machine paper, “replied the other secretary. With that, … Read more
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yells one of the blondes. “Help us, help us!” yells the other. “Maybe it would help if we yelled together, “said the first blonde. “Good idea, “said the other. “Together, Together!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A blonde’s house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, “Help me! My house is on fire! What should I do?!” Someone else yells, “Call 911!” The blonde yells back, “What’s the number?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.