At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p. m. , in the locale known generally as ‘Lover’s Lane’ did the defendant have sexual relations with you?” “Yes, “whispered the girl, her head bowed. “And did the defendant on that occasion, to the best of … Read more
Peter was helping Jeniffer, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Jeniffer what it was for. She said, “It’s part of my emergency … Read more
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around, frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls, “the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are … Read more
A married couple goes to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, “Where’s the burger?” The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. “I was keeping it warm, “she replies. … Read more
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen. “ The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains. “ And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!” This joke is included in the … Read more
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 30 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big … Read more
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner. The brunette looks at it. “That’s definitely cum, “she says. The redhead touches it. “That’s definitely cum, “she says. The blonde takes a little taste. “That’s definitely cum, but nobody in our building. “ … Read more
“A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day a Blonde went to the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. The blond said “I was trying to burn calories. “ … Read more
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks. “ The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks. “ “No. Those are deer tracks. “ They kept arguing, and about half an hour later they were both killed by … Read more