Three blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. After dusting it off, the genie came out. “I will grant you each a wish, “he said. “Why not, “thought the blondes. “It’s worth a … Read more
A blonde wanders into a library and says, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ The librarian says, ‘I’m sorry, but this is a library.’ The blonde whispers, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you … Read more
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it… Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?” Blonde: “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65. “ Cop: “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway … Read more
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air. Bert said, “I wish that was a sexy brunette. “ George echoed, “I wish it was a sexy redhead. “ Johnny sighed, “I wish it was dark… “ … Read more
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Everywhere I touch it hurts. “ He asks “What do you mean?” So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said “Ouch!” Then she touched her chest and said, “Ouch!” Then her shoulder, “Ouch!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Your really … Read more
At work, a blonde notices that her cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it’s for, and he responds, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. “ The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, “What do you have … Read more
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, “I will grant you three wishes. “ The blonde says, “For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear. “ The genie replies, “Your wish is my command. “ Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, “Holy shit! What did you do with my ears?” … Read more