A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from the mechanic. “Everything ok with your car now?” “Yes, thank goodness, “the blonde replies. “Weren’t you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?” “Yeah, but he didn’t. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was … Read more
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn’t reach home in … Read more
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side, “the other blonde yells back. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two blond girls are discussing: “Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!” “Tell me about it! I got stuck in the escalators. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. “ The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde … Read more
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not … Read more
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons, “the blonde replies. “Cool, “the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many … Read more
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship”, he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, … Read more
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency, “says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies. “Okay, where do you live?” “In a house you … Read more