After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys. “ This … Read more
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appeared at his table and started decrying the evils of drink. “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!” Now John … Read more
The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a brand … Read more
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day. “Yes, “came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “I’ve bought her a belt and a bag. “ “That was very kind of you, “Jim added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought. “ Tony smiled as … Read more
An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the … Read more
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. “Oh no, I look like a pig” The man nods, “And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill’s wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game. But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired. His wife asked, “What’s the … Read more
Two cannibals were having lunch. “Your wife makes a great soup, “said one to the other. “Yes!” agreed the first. “But I’m going to miss her terribly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’m going to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage. But it is just a formality. “ “Who told you that?” “Gynecologist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
On his Birthday, a man named Oliver was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. As he walked into his office, his secretary Emma said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. At lunch … Read more