Tony’s Tony Sadly
Since a week Tony’s wife was just standing there sadly looking through the window. “I should probably go let her in. “thought Tony. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Family Jokes
Didn’t Attach
When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine’s Day, Alice quickly opened the card. All it said was, “No. “ She called her husband and asked him what the note meant. “I didn’t attach any message. “, her husband said, “The florist asked if I had a message and I said, ‘No’. “ This … Read more
Red Coat Let’s
There are three women – one is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy. … Read more
Unzipped Trousers Next
Craig comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: “Mrs. Hudson, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter, then I will pee on your … Read more
Puzzled Joanne
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does. “ Joanne giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft. “ Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne … Read more
Mate Bloke Talk
A bloke asks his mate “Do you ever talk to your wife during sex ?” His mate replies “Yeah, if she calls. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Black Condom
Frank went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. The pharmacist wondered and asked him, “Why black, sir?” “My friend’s husband died; I want to console her, “Frank said. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Hidden Smile Sally’s
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother: “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut. “ Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, … Read more
Relief Baby
Wife: “I want another baby. “ Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Spoke Well Sister
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well sister, this looks pretty grim. “ “I know, … Read more